Membership is nearly impossible. The hat will not be. Everything printed on demand, because holding inventory would imply our leadership plans ahead.
Prices to be announced once the board settles on numbers that are, in the club tradition, a lot and going up.
Embroidered crest. Identical to the one worn by Mike S — Founder, Chairman Emeritus, and Visionary. He is the godfather. Enough said.
The official excuse of Underbrook, now in 11oz ceramic. The Brad McD Special: blame the simulator, sip, repeat.
Moisture-wicking performance fabric for athletes who face zero weather of any kind. *Also sold to non-members. Everything is.
Black tie optional. Quarter-zip mandatory. Wearable at all six Majors and at least two funerals (see: Michael McD).
As worn on duty by Ryan, Luke, and Brady. This asset needs to be protected. Period. Fits most Directors.
Keeps your official club beer (Pabst Blue Ribbon) cold while your invoice heats up. Frank M will call regardless.
Commemorating golf's most prestigious alternate-shot competition. Every dog that has competed has outdriven Frank.
Front: his name on an incoming call. Back: "IT'S NOT GOOD NEWS." Pay your dues before wearing in the clubhouse.
Insulated, for the official sparkling water of champions. Also fits the official tequila, the official vodka, and the official red wine. We checked.
"For Wiping Screens, Not Tears." Crest on one corner, glitch appeal instructions on the other. Appeals denied.
Honoring the unidentified champion of the 2025 Summer Slam. If this shirt fits you, contact the club about your trophy and your tab.
Pre-IPO merchandise. Ownership of this garment confers no equity, voting rights, or membership consideration. Obviously.
All proceeds go toward greatness. And the La Croix LimonCello budget.